- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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