- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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