What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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