- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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