What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Bob Saget

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

The game.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

the lemon was sweet.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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