What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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