- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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