- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Granny porn!

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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