- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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