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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Anti Joke

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