Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Patriarchy.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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