- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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