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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

whats my name? Matt

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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