How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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