- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't