- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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