if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

arena football

Long joke Your such a downey

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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