- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Miscarriages.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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