- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

black people

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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