Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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i hate black people

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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