What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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