roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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