What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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