- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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