Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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