- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

I like poop in my butt

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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