- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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