LO AND BEHOLD!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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I read the terms of service.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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