Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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PICKLES

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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