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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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