Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

David Cameron

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Im gay What about you

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Knock knock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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