Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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4-4-2

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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