Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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im gay

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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j.p. is dumb

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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