what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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potatoes

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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