Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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