a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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