- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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