How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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women's rights.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Poop...

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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