- Anti Joke

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo