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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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