Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Massie is a fatass

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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