A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ur mum

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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