Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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