Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Anti Joke

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