why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Hellen keller

who else is on here?

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

hi

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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