- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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