- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Once upon a time, The end.

Terry has ebola

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Microwave

Women's rights.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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