- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

The Oakland Raiders

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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