- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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