- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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