How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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My love life

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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my whole life!

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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