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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Yo Momma is not fat.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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