What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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