- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Barack Obama

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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