- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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