What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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9/11.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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