Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Democracy.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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