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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Nothing. He made it home safely.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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