- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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