Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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