- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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