- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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