- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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