- Anti Joke

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Kyle grund parker coffey

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what do you call your mom? mom

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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