- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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