- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Urban ghettos

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Pianos.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Boys have swag, real men have class

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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