- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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