Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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sucks Syntax...

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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I am a women

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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