once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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