- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

it was all Tagart

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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