- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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