A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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