what's black? a lot of things.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

PENIS lol

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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