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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A bar walks into a man

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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don't read this

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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