- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's up? Your time.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

It says so on your cap.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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