- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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