- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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