- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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