- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

im gay

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

And Stephen Hawking said.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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