- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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