Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Im gay What about you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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