- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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