Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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GONNA

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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