Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Emily Walker.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Your Mom The End.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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