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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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