Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Black people.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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GONNA

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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