A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Anti Joke

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