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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

"...."-Hellen Keller

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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