Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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