whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Microwave

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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hi charles lattuca III

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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