McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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